Monday, April 27, 2009

I Won One More...

Look, there's a photo that goes with this post. I can't find it for the freakin' life of me. I have hundreds and hundreds of photos I have to wade through and I simply can't find it. After three attempts, I give up. Go to Karen's or Leah's for the offical photo cuz you won't find it here. But I do like that one!!!
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My darling friend Karen (go check her out, she's sexy!) has honored me with this award . Why? I have no clue except I'm Blottie (never deserved that award either!!!). I have to list five reasons I'm sexy or five things that make me sexy. Hell, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I'm just gonna wing it! I guess I could go back and read the instructions more carefully, but I'm feeling too sexy to try that hard. Shouldn't I be eating Bon Bons or something?
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1) Okay, this is imperative. At least to me. I think sexy is someone who laughs from their soul. Whose smile is genuine. Who gathers strength from humor. I love people who make me laugh because I find that sexy. So I'm sure that's what others find sexy in me. You all know me and know how hard I laugh. I know that doesn't answer the question. I guess what I'm trying to say is laughter is sexy. And someone who can laugh at themselves, even sexier!

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2) You may find this interesting, but I don't think sex defines sexy. Do you know what I mean? Some of us are really good, some not so good, others...oy vey! Now I know I'm GREAT in the bedroom (!!!), but it's not what I do under Rachel Ashwell sheets that makes me sexy, it's what I do every single day of my life. I know that for a fact because I don't screw everyone who finds me sexy!!! And they still find me sexy!!! Even Karen! Case closed. Do I still have to answer #'s 3, 4 and 5?

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3) Okay, okay, okay...I'm soft and gentle, yet rough and tumble. I can grow and design one gorgeous flower garden, yet operate heavy equipment. Why? Who knows, but it even impresses me! I'm too sexy for myself.

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4) When will this agony end! Okay, one more. I think what makes me sexy is my pure passion for the welfare of others to the detriment of myself. I should submit a cartoon of myself to the New Yorker Magazine with the caption "Road Kill."

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5) And finally, now you all know I don't wear makeup or perfume and that I rarely make an effort to look good, but I have nice hair. I'm a Leo! I think that's what got me this here fine award because Karen's a hair dresser! Do I hear an Amen?

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I'm now supposed to bestow this award on 5 friends. I'm not going to. I'm going to ask that you take this little sucker and just run with it if you see fit. I hope you do because it's a whole hell of a lot of fun. Really, it is. And most importantly, it makes you think about what defines you and why people think what they think and why YOU think what you do. It's a very interesting process and a journey I hope you take. You sexy thing you!

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XO

Suzy :)

28 comments:

just bob said...

Hi Sexy Blottie!

Suzanne said...

Bob, don't make me marry you!!!

Suzanne said...

You know we would never get along. You avoid a lot of stuff!!! Have you noticed?!!!

Suzanne said...

I'm too much woman for you. Honey, do you realize how much fun that is to say?! That's funny.

Renee said...

Don't forget Suzanne that you are an absolute knockout.

Beautiful inside and out.

Your roses are gorgeous.

Love Renee xoxo

Walker said...

Don't forget someone who knows how to prune her bush ;)

Karen ^..^ said...

Yay!!! *claps hands*

I love it!!! I knew you'd come up with something special!!

You notice how very few of the posts speak of "Sex" as what makes them sexy? Probably because the act of sex has very little to do with a person's sexiness. Anyone can go out and have sex. It's what it means to a person that makes them sexy. Not the act itself.

Beautiful. I loved it.

Megan said...

Very well written, you sexy girl, you!

Suzanne said...

Hey baby, I'm listening to our lovely friend Mary Chapin and smiling from ear to ear. I know she thinks of us often. I believe that with all my heart.

I love you so much darling. Thanks. I was just thinking about you, it's so funny. When I feel low I think of your struggle and the struggle of other friends. I have nothing to complain about. Nothing. I try so hard to not be pathetic, but I am. I look to the sky and ask why? You know how dearly I love you. I'm not the most perfect friend on earth, but you know how much I care.

Looks around for the knockout. Baby, did you access the right blog???!! Trust me, I'm not. I' m pretty visual. I'd notice something like that!!! God, I love you. Thanks. It all matters, you know. *Hands on hips, looks around for that woman.* Starts lauging.

You should read this while listening to Mary Chapin Carpenter singing He Thinks He'll Keep Her. The bastard!!! But it's so much fun. Is it me? No. My life? No. But do I understand? Yes. Your head starts bobbin and you feel happy. You can find it on Karen's blog. I recommend it. Highly!!! I know as a women, we've all been through so much. We are a perfect family.

I love you darling. Honesly. I know. No words are necessary.

Love you!
Me
XO

Suzanne said...

*Suze works hard trimming bushes.*

You know I love you to death! No man who writes like that passes my radar. No. I could say something else, but won't. You know. God I love Canadians!!! There are special men who absolutely love women and I love those men. Hi baby.

XO

Suzanne said...

I thank God Robyn found you for me.

Suzanne said...

But that hair thing. Now see, I wouldn't go for that. I'm all about gentle and beautiful.

Suzanne said...

Karen,

Hi baby. Thanks darling. It's funny isn't it? How little sex has to do with sex. I think it's absolutely wonderful. And more special because women realize it. I've written so much listen to MC. I hope she know how much we miss her. You think?

I love you so much darling. This was such a fun journey. I wouldn't have missed it for the world. Thanks for including me. I had a blast!

I love you,
Sis XO :)

Suzanne said...

Megan,

Thank you baby. I'm not a writer. You know that. So those are words that nourish my soul. I love you darling. I do.

XO

Suzanne said...

Megan,

Thank you baby. I'm not a writer. You know that. So those are words that nourish my soul. I love you darling. I do.

XO

kylie said...

congrats you sex blot, oops sex bomb

Leah said...

This was fantastic! No doubt about it, you're sexy!

But, wait, I talked about sex, actual sex, in my list! But more as a metaphor for my attitude toward life...but...

love and xs

Karen ^..^ said...

This is to Leah::
Yes, you talked about actual sex, but being that you are happily married to the love of your life and still enjoy sex is to me one of the most special ways you can be sexy. I love that you are so free, with someone who you love so purely and with someone who loves you so purely. It's a great gift, and a very sexy one! This was a great meme, wasn't it? I had not felt "sexy" in SO long. This forced me to get out of the doldrums and find my inner sex kitten again! It was always there, but it was taking a long catnap. It is in all of us. And it's wonderful. We should always nurture that, even when we are old and gray. The survival of the species depends on it!

Leah said...

Hi Karen! That's soooo kind of you. And yes, wasn't this the best meme ever? I totally totally agree.

And we are a damn sexy bunch of ladies!

Hi Suzy!

xo

Suzanne said...

Thanks Kylie. It's so good to have friends like you! Smarty pants.

XO

Suzanne said...

Sexy Leah,

Thanks honey! I'll stop by to see what you wrote (I really have to get out more because at this rate I'm going to become a hermit).

You wrote about sex? Good for you! And I agree completely with Karen. She's one smart, sexy lady and so are you. And I agree completely with you. We are one sexy bunch of ladies!

Hope you're having a great day. Stay safe in Swine Flu Central. Seriously.

XO

Suzanne said...

Sexy Karen,

You are such a sweetheart. Thanks for the kind words to Sexy Leah. Now I have to go read what she wrote. I hope I find time today to read what everyone wrote, but I doubt it. Too busy around this place.

I'm so happy you found your sex kitten again. Good for you, now go put it to use!!! But behave yourself.

;)

bindhiya said...

Dear Suze,
Congrats!!!
loved this post... why I'm not sure :) may be sleep deprivation got me..

love & ((hugs))
bindi

Suzanne said...

Hi baby. I'm crying. I saw you and the wee one and the tears just started to fall. Hi baby. Oh God I love you so. Oh Bindi, how life changes is such a short time. I love you so very much. It is funny, isn't it. No one knows what we've been through. Just us. Rob and I love you so much and I don't think a day goes by we don't talk about you. No matter what we're going through personally, you know how much we love and care for you and the kids. Just to see you here is making me sob because I know what it takes to get here. I love you so very much. Thank you.

We owe so many other dear friends our love and gratitude, but I'm too afraid to list them. We know who they are and I'm confident they're in complete joy seeing you here. This is just so awesome. I love you so very, very much. Thank you.

We have a private blog. Contact any of us to get on. I'm listening to Vince Gill and Sheryl Crow sing "What You Give Away." It's so you. It's on the private blog, but I'll put it on the next post just in case you don't access the private one.

I love you so much baby. I know life is so hard. I'm so proud of you. You know that. Thank you so much for coming here. I thought about you today because the Jasmine is still blooming. I love you. I'll call in the next day or so. I love you.

Hugs and kisses to all.
With so much love,
Me

merelyme said...

you said it well. it would take me too long to come up with any...you did really well!

just bob said...

Hi Blottie.

just bob said...

Blottie... head over to the Onion... it's Kylie's Birthday!

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