Monday, May 25, 2009

Susan...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jmhkKza14U&feature=popular

Please enjoy. Have a beautiful Tuesday.

9 comments:

Cece said...

I'll have to wait until I get home to enjoy this. But I promise I will untill then......I need to get my butt back to work. I've been such a slacker today!!!

Mr. Shife said...

Thank you for the link, and I hope you had a beautiful Tuesday as well. And thank you for all the "Sueisms." They will certainly come in handy.

Suzanne said...

Cece,

That was on the 26th. Slacker. :(

Suzanne said...

Mr. Shife my dear man. I see you are only 1 of 3 who graced this beautiful link!!! You my man are a good man. That is why I love you so and why I know you will be a good daddy. Dedication! So I dedicate this comment page and post to you. *Cece runs in waving arms, "But I'm a good daddy too." Suze rolls eyes in head. *Bob waves arms from sofa "This sick Daddy's good to go...I'm a good daddy too."* See what I'm dealing with Mr. Shife?

Hope you, Mrs. Shife, The Wee One and Basset are doing well. Look at that my dear man...Basset is now last. How did that happen? If you have a second Wee One, he'll be bebhind Wee One #1 and Wee One #2. Poor animal companions. The crap they must endure.

;)

P.S. Love the Sueisms. That's just too damn funny! XO to all!

Suzanne said...

Hi Bob. Feel better soon.

just bob said...

Slow down.

Suzanne said...

By that, what do you mean? Slow down with blogging? Slow down with life? What?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The ticket!!! No, it wasn't a slow down thingie. It was a mistake sorta thingie. Read my post when I get the damn thing up. But you know what Bob, it might be a "slow down" thing. I made a terrible mistake and I'm going to pay out the ass for it. Oh, speaking of ass. How's yours???!!!

Love you darling and yes, I was speeding and trying to hurry through a light. Rob told me to fight it because I didn't see it initally because of the Brinks truck. I didn't see it, but that's no excuse. I should have. You can't drive like you're a moron. And I'm not. So I have no excuse. I was already in the center when the red light went off and should I have been ticketed, no. But will I pay the ticket? Yes, because I should have stopped in the earlier stage of yellow...if I'd seen it!!! I know I could probably appear in court and win this, but will I. No. There aren't enough hour in my day to fight something I think I deserve. I screwed up. Citrus Heights Police Dept. wins.

Thanks for reminding me.

Love you and feel better soon.
XO

Leah said...

Hi Suzy, I'm here too.

That's a whopper of a ticket. What do they do with all that money? They'd better be gold-plating the sidewalks or something...

In NYC, there's a service that fights your ticket for you for a small percentage, and they usually win. Is there anything like that where you are? Then you could fight it without fighting it. Even if you feel like you deserved it, you should fight it. It sounds actually grey area, not definitely fault.

Fight the power!

Suzanne said...

Leah, you sound like Rob for Christs sakes. Me, I just want to get it over. Rob, NOPE!!!. His theory. "Your were behind a Brinks truck, didn't see the light, didn't realize until too late you were about to enter the intersection under yellow, while cars had already stopped in the left lane (three lane boulevard). All absolutely true and I told the cop that exact same thing, but I should have been more aware, and I wasn't. I was simply following the Brinks truck into hell!!! I never saw it coming until it was too late, but I didn't know what to do because I wasn't driving my BMW. I could stop her on a dime. The Mercedes? No. And I told the cop so. So I just gunned it to try to get through. I was past the line. Well past the line. Probably 1/3 or the way through the intersection when I saw a flash. I was hoping it was the sun reflecting off the Brinks truck. No. It wasn't!!! It was the freakin' Citrus Height Police Dept. takig my photo. (Hey, why didn't you take it 5-6 yards ago!!!???) The next thing I knew, to add insult to injury, a squad car pulled me over. In front of all my peers. My first through, "Why didn't you pull the fucking Brinks truck over you lazy fucking bastard?" Wouldn't life be perfect if he'd gone after the Brinks truck? No, instead, he took the easy target. Me. To try an minimize the insult I pulled into an empty parking lot so no one would see. THAT worked really well. You should always utilize that one!!! Just use "Me and Mr. Big Black Cop" effectively and honey, you're way ahead of the game!!!

Hey he was a black cop. Very, very handsome I might add and amused with my humor. I said at one point: "Honey, come on, don't do this to me. It was simply an honest mistake."

He replied, "Did you see the light go off? "No. Not really." He said, "Well I did, so you're basically screwed." He said he could write me a ticket. I replied would it be less than $410. He said "No." I said then "Git, Leave me alone." He said if you're going to fight this it's better to have all the photos." Oh thank you Mr. Policeman." I disagreed. "It's better to have you not show up in court." He laughed very hard as you might imagine. So if I fight, I'm fighting a freakin' camera. Will I win if I fight? Hell no, so why bother. I could fight the police offier. I could just laugh him to death. I should have had him write me a fucking ticket. I had that man in the palm of my hand. Yes, it's true, for some reason, me and cops just get along. Who knew? Well, if you're any indication.

XO