Monday, October 20, 2008

My continuing love affair with the DMV...

If you see me tomorrow around 4:00pm on CNN, MSNBC, or your local news, this is what I'll be wearing. I figure if I'm going to be dragged out of the DMV in handcuffs, I'm doing in it style because I'm going to kill someone in that freakin' place and it's going to be the guy on that freakin' recording.

I have wasted almost an hour of my time trying to change my photo appointment tomorrow at 3:30 only to be disconnected 5 times. I'll be disconnected 5 times, but not 6, so when I called the 6th time I told my new recording friend with 6 billion freakin' options, "Don't you dare disconnect me." He replied "I'm sorry, I don't understand. I'll transfer you to a technician...click." That's it. I'm going to find him and wring his skinny little neck. Yup, the DMV is a government office and I assume assault on an official government recording is a federal offense. I'm going to the pokie. I'll smile for the cameras. I'll have my pink baseball cap on and you'll recognize me when I say, "Hey everybody!!!"

This is my cooling off period. So far it isn't working. I'm still pissed. God, I really do have to get a grip on relaxation. And no, I won't be wearing that tacky little number above. I have some degree of class, but it's fun to think I don't!!! Let me just say this, if I have to go to the DMV tomorrow to tell them I can't make my appointment because I'm out of town, I'm going to be very, very angry.

This is my story and I'm sticking to it.

XO

P.S. Visit Brian's (CSI's ) blog for some massive fun. No, you can't find his linky-dinky here because I'm still linkyless, but you can get there via Kylie, Cece, Mark, IV, etc. The options are many. Kylie and I got honorable mention as NERDS!!!! She's in red, I'm in green!!! Who knew?!!! Oh, forgot how simple it is to link. Sorry! What? I'm over taxed mentally and physically, cut me some slack.
http://stampfl.blogspot.com/

33 comments:

Random Chick said...

FIRST!!!!!

Random Chick said...

I had to do two comments to ensure that I secured my status as "FIRST!!!" One time on Zack's blog I typed "first" and then my littany and someone else nabbed first while I was typing away...

Anyhoo, I hear ya with the infurnial frustration at the DMV. Not sure if you saw this post, about the DMV, but I detest that place! Only people who don't hold doors open for you or who stop at the end of escalators should go there!

Hey, Congrats on the Nerdville Hall of Fame thing! Every time I come here you get more famous than you were before! That's why I like hanging out with you...maybe it will rub off.

XOXOXOXOXO
RC

Suzanne said...

Hi honey!!! Thanks #1!!!

Baby, email your phone number. Cece sucks at respsonsibility. Trust me, that'll piss her off!

I was just at IV's. That's too funny. I'll have to go back. Have you met Hunter? I hope so. He's a sweetie. If not I'll introduce the two of you. You'll like him. Yes, he eats meat too, so you'll jive. That meet-n-greet thing at IV's months ago was just the best. I loved it. I would never have known Hunter without it. I think we should all hold a "Meet and greet." Honestly. I'm expecting one on your blog and I'll be first! It's such a funny, wacky way to meet someone.

Love you darling,
Me!

Suzanne said...

Read you DMV post. I know sista. It's just stupid funny. If I could do it legally, I'd just walk though the door and start stangling every fucking body. Seriously. Today I learned the absolute, true meaning of FRUSTRATION. Oh dear God.

just bob said...

Wow, my two Blotties all fired up about the DMV. I didn't think being feisty was a prerequisite for being a Blottie, but I think I'll put it into the job description... right before "other duties as assigned.

Peter said...

heheheh, love that story! But remember to breathe, Suze!

Looked over on Brian's blog, and unfortunately, I have friends who dress up like that for real. Yes, it's embarrassing - something to do with Japanese anime....

good grief...

love ya hun,
Peter x

Suzanne said...

According to my darling Peter, I need air. That's why I feel so shitty. Honey, I'm suckin' wind like there's no tomorrow.
Hummmmmmm. Peter, I don't feel better. Maybe some beer. You know I don't drink beer, but that class in your photo sure looks pretty. Slide it on over baby! Please don't trip over France.

Bob, Bob, Bob. Wow, forgot two Blottie's in the hood!!! I'm laughing too hard to type. I still have to deal with this crap today. It's today. Right? MF's!!!!

Peter. Don't I look terrific in green? Oh, and Kylie. The woman's a knockout in red. And still has big boobs. Damn. Notice I have none. Damn. Love you baby!!!

kylie said...

jeeeezzzzz suze......
xx

Suzanne said...

Kylie,

Knock it off you wise ass!!! Don't make me come down there.

Suzanne said...

Baby, is that your shoulder or your boob?

kylie said...

is that your nose or your ear??

kylie said...

i had a wonderful time chasing you all over cyberspace tonight, suze
thanks
and go to bed
like i am

xx

Suzanne said...

Okay, that's it, I'm coming to Aussie Land. And I'm bring my boobs.

Suzanne said...

Okay, I'm also "bringing" them.

Suzanne said...

I can't go to bed. Damn menopause. I hate this crap.

Suzanne said...

It's unfair.

Walker said...

When you do to the DMV its not caliber of what you're wearing that gets you fast service it the caliber of what youu're holding the gets you ahead of the line. LOL

Suzanne said...

Walker,

What should I be holding? My appointment's at 3:30pm. I want to cancel it but can't seem to!!!What do you suggest?

Love you darling

P.S. Think Kylie's a lurker!!! To get a view go to Brian's (CSI Seattle, yes, he's actually a CSI!) He gave us a HUGE honor. We're nerds! We even made it to the Nerd Hall of Fame! You bet your ass we did!!! Oh right, I'm also sexy. You bet your ass I am. I know you're clicking all over the place!!!

That's just too funny.

Mr. Shife said...

Well I got Tivo set for MSNBC today. Hope all goes well at the DMV. If it makes you feel any better I wished explosive diarrhea on the recording guy.

Suzanne said...

Mr Shife,

Thanks baby. See you soon. Apparently.

XO

Deborah said...

Uch, the DMV is the place where demons go to die. I pity you. Godspeed, lady, godspeed!

xoxo from one nerd to another

INNER VOICES said...

"This is my cooling off period."


WATCH OUT EVERYONE SUZ IS ON SOME KIND OF PERIOD!!!! RUN!!!!


*goes and hides behind the swing set.*

Leah said...

OH NO! I posted here as "Deborah" too! That's really me, Leah, posting as my mom by mistake...

Suzanne said...

Deborah,

Are you Mommy or Leah? Come out, come out who ever you are?!

DMV. I'm astonished I have been arrested yet. Under the current stupid Republican Justice Dept. I'm absolutely amazed my ass hasn't been hauled down to Cuba. Maybe they don't like pink.

Suzanne said...

IV,

What? You finally get your lazy ass over here and insult me? Well, guess what? I don't have a swing set. I have no clue what you're hiding under. Oh, and just so you know. I had my period two weeks ago. So this rant is just pure, raw rage. Yes my darling, sometimes, we get pissed off without a period. Can I get an Amen from my congregation?

So what do I owe the honor? The chic in practically nothing? I know. I was going to say "predictable," but won't because you aren't. Thanks for stopping by. Hey honey, did you see that Kylie and I are official nerds? Yup, we're in the Hall of Fame too. Go figure baby. A year ago did you see that coming? Me either.

Love you.

XO

Skeeter said...

Hey Suze,

What's going on with the DMV offices across the country? We just had a report on the television that they've officially ran out of those little booklets that you have to study in order to pass the state driving test. The report went on to say that they actually ran out more than three months ago and have been robbing the small, rural county offices in order to feed the big city offices. Unfortuantely, now everyone is out of the booklets.

All of this AND a tax increase this year. I be voting AGAINST incumbents in our local elections. What bums! They've got to go ...

Best wishes with your DMV,

Skeeter

CSI Seattle said...

The DMV is a strange place, with strange government workers who will never be fired for anything.

Wear the outfit in the picture when you go next time. You won't get better service, but you will at least be more comfortable when you are waiting in line.

B

Kookaburra said...

Hey Suze,
I just commented on your Post, "One of the worst weeks of my life". Does that qualify me me as a nerd or what??

Cheers and beers,
M. xo

hnter1018 said...

Hey Suzanne....still around just been in the woods alot. Seen plenty. So far its the deer 30 and hnter 0.

Leah said...

Hi Suze, just stopping in to say hello, hope everything's good on your end--miss you!

xoxo

Gig said...

Ok, I am missing my daily dose of Sweet Suze!! Where are you...hope everything is ok.

The Macy sofa is not the same without you...*sigh*

love ya,
Gig

Skeeter said...

Hi Suzanne,

Miss you kiddo. Hope all is well and that you're having a nice rest or a vacation in the south of France, you know. I'm going to bake some cookies now. You can have one or two if you'd like.

Best wishes,

Skeeter

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