I'm exhausted waiting! I was late to the park. Hauled ass to get there behind an idiot doing 60 in the freakin' fast lane. Hauled ass back behind an idiot doing 65. I got around him and pulled in behind another idiot doing 65. What? Bunch a damn fools. Read the signs!!! Right after the sign that reads "Speed Limit 65," the next one say "Slow Traffic Move To The Right." Am I the only one reading the freakin' signs? Apparently.
I bought bacon. Forgot everything else, so Rob has to pick up the slack, but I remembered bacon. I went to the butcher and bought 8 slices of slab bacon. We laughed because she knows I'm a vegetarian. Smart ass said "You know how to cook this, don't you." Is everyone against me?!
I tried to call Shara. You know me and phone numbers. I know. I suck. I thought the most recent incoming was her. But behold...I dialed Cece. Left a lovely message. Clicked the next one. Left a nice message for my Mom. Next. Got my darling friend Veronica up in the mountains. We chatted a bit and she had a good laugh. Finally found the right phone number, but Shara "...isn't accepting calls" at the moment. Where's that little chicken neck? I'm gonna kill her!
I'll post when I have good news. I think we should place bets. Odds are she isn't arriving today. What do you think? I gotta go. I "accidently" left T-Bone outside last night for the FIRST TIME EVER!!! No, not the whole night, just about 2 hours. He's not an outside dog, he went bonkers. He broke through the garage door and popped the screen. A $200 door and he busted it!!! Damn! I have to buy new screen. Life. It's so unpredictable.
Cece just called because I called her. That's too funny. She and the kids are at the lake swimming. It's hot in Arkansas. It's hot here. Hell, it's hot everywhere. No, Shara still isn't here.
She's so close. You know? She thought she was just an hour away, but she's like SIX!!! Too damn funny. Yes, the bathroom's ready and so is the bed. FINALLY!!! Now we wait for the princess. Yes, I know, stupid funny. When she arrives, she'll arrive. I can hardly wait!
"The house is a mess honey, so be prepared."
She's like family and like family doesn't really care. She said,
"All I want to see are the roses."
I said, "Good luck honey!"
Why? Because when Dr. P instructed me to let the garden go I took her literally. A wild raspberry took over and has never relented. I think it's swallowed the whole back 40 in less than 9 months. Seriously.
Yes, Shara (Queenie!) our blogging buddy has arrived from Texas via L.A.. She called last night from the vicinity of Hearst Castle. Damn! Was I right or what!!!??? I told Bindi Shara should take Hwy 1 and sure enough she was already on it. It's the artist in her. Oh, and DAMN, she's almost here!!! Of course I still have a migraine, but will I turn her away? Of course not. She should arrive tomorrow around noon and will stay the night, or two. It's like a sister rolling in. You know what I mean? ! I have a million things to do to prepare for her visit, but here I sit. Why? Because my head hurts and I don't know where to start!!!
I asked what she wanted to eat. She informed me that the desert was very cruel to her...she stayed with friends in Arizona who were on a fast and vegans. Obviously it can't get worse!!! She should only eat cake!!! I should be baking. Can anyone bake here? Shara needs cake.
The frig is stocked. Trust me.