Thursday, December 17, 2009

Sent by a friend...

My dear friend, Nettie sent this as a holiday greeting. She's a retired detective and a hoot! LOL!!!
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To all my Democrat friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than anyother country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
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To all my Republican friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Annette

29 comments:

Brian Miller said...

lol...too funny.

otin said...

HAHAHA! I fall somewhere in between! LOL!

kylie said...

when are you gonna grace my blog again?

CSI Seattle said...

Nuke a gay whale for Christ.

Suzanne said...

Brian, I know. I was laughing too hard to think!

Suzanne said...

Otin...I figured as much!!!

Suzanne said...

To asolutely no one!!! Just read it again. LMAO!!! It's funny.

Suzanne said...

Hey sexy...be right over!!! I haven't gotten around much lately. God I love that photo. How many times have I said that?!

Suzanne said...

Well, well, well...look who's here. Mr. Sunshine. Probably only because it was written by a detective. Know how you all stick together!!!

Stay the hell away from gay whales. You're trouble. *Suze is observed herding grey whales up the delta...*

nick said...

That's brilliant. Good to see someone is being politically correct in the face of all these scandalously offensive Christmas messages. "Happy Christmas" indeed. What kind of backward, insensitive greeting is that?

Suzanne said...

Nick, sorry, I'm laughing. It's a good one. I agree! I visited your blog. Awesome. You know art and write about it beautifully!!! I'm impressed. You should meet some of my writing friends. Would you like an introduction?

kylie said...

he already knows me and leah!
thats what counts

Suzanne said...

Oh,okay...then that's it then!!!

Megan said...

Oh fine thanks Kylie.

kylie said...

megan,
how did i do that????
i forgot you know nick!

suze, nick knows the important people

nick said...

I do indeed. As Barack was saying to me only yesterday....

Mr. Shife said...

You have a very funny friend. A very Merry Christmas to you, the first lady of awesomeness.

Cece said...

Yeah, and Santa Clause is a woman!

Megan said...

Hi Suz!

Megan said...

Kylie, I'd forgive you if there was anything to forgive. :)

kylie said...

nick keep your hands off barack, he's mine
havent you been paying attention??

Santa Claus said...

Ho Ho Ho!! Merry Christmas!! From me and my buddy Otin

Walker said...

Your friend knows how to pass out the Christmas cheer.

Merry Christmas and Happy New year

Skeeter said...

Merry Christmas, Suzanne! All the best to you and yours.

Skeeter

Suzanne said...

Every time I read it, swear to God it gets better!!!

Merry Christmas everyone!!! You up?

Nick, Let Leah and Kylie battle it out. You're mine now!!! What are you doing New Year's Eve?!!! And stay away from Barack. He's mine too. We'll make a lovely 3-some!!!

Mr. Shife...get over here because I'm going to hug you till you can't breathe!!! You are SO my guy. I love you baby. Thank you. Merry Christmas to you and your beautiful family. Baby...aren't you Jewish?

No Cece, she isn't...go back to bed dear...

Megs...love you!!! I think you should stay away from Kylie. She's trouble. Trouble I tell you...

Kylie...love you!!! I think you should stay away from Megs!!! She's trouble, trouble I tell you!

Frankly, I think all of you should stay the hell away from Barack. That man's mine. Well, mine after I claw his damn wife off of him! Work, work, work, work, work.

Oh good God...Santa's here. Otin, knock it off! Merry Christmas you damn fool!!!

Walker, Hi baby. Big hug. Ouch. Get that f****** helmet off. If we're going to continue with this relationship I can't keep banging into it! Like a hundred times!!! Merry Christmas baby. Love you.

Skeeter...Merry Christmas to you and your beautiful family. Love you so much. XO

Joyful Jo said...
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Joyful Jo said...

Hi Suze,
Merry Christmas and I hope you had a lovely day.
Lots of love
Jo xx

Suzanne said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS JO!!! LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. LOVE TO THE FAMILY!!!

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